Joining The Cult
Listenin' To The Radio
The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
Toll Booth Willie
The Lonesome Kicker
The Beating Of A High School Janitor
The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
Four Years Old
Assistant Principal's Big Day
The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
The Longest Pee
by: ADAM SANDLER
Why don't you pick up after your done?
I'm not your slave
I'm not your mother
I'm not your maid
I mean I've got a life too
So fuck you!
Why can't you be nicer to my friend?
They're gonna be here soon
Last time they were here
You just sat in the bedroom
Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou
Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?
I only took it 'cause you like moo shu
I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately
Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off
I had the beer at work, for God's sake
By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?
I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you
Why don't you ever take me to a play?
Or a museum?
There's an art gallery two blocks away
And we've never been there
We always do what you wanna do
You didn't notice
I got new throw pillows for the sofa
You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue
Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me?
You take me for granted
Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?
I always try to look my best and you should too
Why won't I ever get out of this relationship?
You're such a jerk
The only thing you do right is
Tell me that you love me
Well, I guess I love you too
But fuck you!
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