WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Dr. Demento Radio Promo
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Bohemian Polka
<br />Is this the real life<br />Is this just fantasy<br />Caught in a landslide<br />No escape from reality<br />Open your eyes<br />Look up to the skies and see<br />I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy<br />'Cause I'm easy come, ea... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Born To Be Mild
<br />Get your program running<br />Head out to the center<br />Terminals are waiting<br />For the data that you'll enter<br /><br />Everybody says that you're a nerd, but<br />They should know that you just don't care<br />Got your Hewl... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Cable TV
<br />I used to think my life was so empty<br />I used to think life was passin' me by<br />Well, I was just about ready<br />To curl up and die<br /><br />But then one day I got a visit<br />From the cable company<br />Well, they hooked... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Callin' In Sick
<br />Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time<br />Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm<br />Gonna hack and cough and wheeze<br />Swear I got some strange disease<br />What's that little twerp ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Cavity Search
<br />Listen to the Muzak<br />Hearin' people scream<br />Sittin' in the waiting room<br />Readin' crappy magazines<br />With a toothache<br />This is it, pal<br />Root Canal<br /><br />My molars are impacted<br />I'm gettin' gum disease... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
<br />Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios<br />Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose<br />I may be just a simple guy<br />But just the thought of Corn Flakes makes me high<br /><br />Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Cheerios<br />Makes me want to ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Chicken Pot Pie
<br />When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block<br />(Ooh ooh ooh ooh)<br />He made a great liver pate<br />(You know he did, you know he did, you know he did)<br />But if there's one thing in this world that I like better<br ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
<br />Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.<br />You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. <br />I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. <br />Mom would be cooking up a mess of boyse... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Couch Potato
<br />Look<br />If you had<br />One shot<br />To sit on your lazy butt<br />And watch all the TV you ever wanted<br />Until your brain turned to mush<br />Would you go for it?<br />Or just let it slip?<br />Yo<br /><br />Remote is ready<... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Crampton Comes Alive
<br />Well, woke up this morning<br />With a Big Mac in my hand<br />What fries, whose fries<br />Where's my Hot Apple Pies<br />Must be a joke<br />I can't believe there's no Coke<br />Thank you, thank you, thank you<br /><br /> ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Dare To Be Stupid
<br />Put down your chainsaw and listen to me<br />It's time for us to join in the fight<br />It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys<br />It's time to let the bedbugs bite<br /><br />You better put all your eggs in one basket... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Dead Car Battery Blues
<br />One, two, a-one, two, three, four<br /><br />Well I, can't go to the park<br />I can't go to work<br />I can't do nothin'<br />I gotta stay in my house like a jerk<br /><br />How come I always lose<br />My car has blown a fuse<br /... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Dr. Demento Radio Promo
<br />Hi<br />This is "Weird Al" Yankovic and you're listening to the Dr. Demento show<br /><br /> ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
<br />In the year of 1970<br />Underneath the old smogberry tree<br />First was heard a man that we all know<br />The one and only Dr. Demento<br /><br />Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too<br />Remember all they did and didn't do<br />T... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Eat It
<br />How come you're always such a fussy young man<br />Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran<br />Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan<br />So eat it, just eat it<br /><br />Don't want to argue, ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Everything You Know Is Wrong
<br />I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane<br />With a rabid wolverine in my underwear<br />When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat<br />Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes<br /><br />I guessed, "Is it Unc... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Fast Food
<br />How about making a run for the border<br />How about me deserving a break today<br />How about getting some fries with my order<br />How about finally letting me have it my way<br /><br />Thank you Burger King<br />Thank you Dairy ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Fat
<br />Your butt is wide, well mine is too<br />Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you<br />The word is out, better treat me right<br />'Cause I'm the king of cellulite<br />Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right<br /><br />My zi... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Fatter
<br />Fatter, fatter<br />Shake 'n Bake, fatter<br />Shake 'n Bake, fatter<br />Fatter<br /><br />Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola<br />Yogurt, butterscotch, granola<br />Look at me, I'm fatter<br />I'm fatter, I'm fatter<br /><br />Friends al... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Flatbush Avenue
<br />Oy<br />Oy<br /><br />Down on the street they got bagels<br />And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox<br />Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst<br />Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box<br /><br />Oy vey<br /><br />We gonna schlep... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - food medley as performed in 1985 - 01
<br />I had a pizza,<br />Covered with cheese.<br />I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,<br />Stuck it back in the freeze.<br /><br />Look at my crust now,<br />See what I mean.<br />It's getting all wrinkled,<br />And my pepperoni is h... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - food medley as performed in 1985 - 02
<br />Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor,<br />And his name is Bernie, Bernie.<br />Oh, doctor, doctor,<br />I'm feelin' pretty dismal.<br /><br />Doctor, doctor,<br />And his name is Bernie, Bernie.<br />Oh, doctor, doctor,<br />Where'... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - food medley as performed in 1985 - 03
<br />The first steak I ordered,<br />It wasn't very hot.<br />I had to send it back,<br />Let 'em have one more shot.<br />But the second steak I ordered,<br />Well it was lousy too.<br />Now I really hate to say it,<br />But there's on... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - food medley as performed in 1985 - 04
<br />Burger King!<br />What's the price for fries?<br />I'll take the jumbo size!<br />I need fast food tonight!<br /><br /> ...