WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Take The "L" Out Of Liver
Take the L out of liver
And it's iver
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Since You've Been Gone
<br />Since you've been gone<br />Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil<br />Since you've been gone<br />It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil<br />Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck my hand<br />Inside a blender a... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Slime Creatures From Outer Space
<br />Things just haven't been the same<br />Since the flying saucer came<br />Now the aliens are on the loose<br /><br />Well, we tried to hold 'em back<br />Tried to ward off their attack<br />But our atom bombs were just no use<br /><... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Snack All Night
<br />I'm never satisfied with three meals a day<br />While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away<br />Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light<br />Right, yeah, if no one's around to see you<br />It do... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
<br />Sometimes you feel like a nut<br />Sometimes you don't<br />Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts<br />Mounds don't<br /><br /> ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Spam
<br />Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)<br />Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)<br />Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)<br />Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all<br /... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Spatula City
<br /><i>[Announcer:]</i> There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs<br /><i>[Random Voice #1:]</i> Spatula City<br /><i>[Random Voice #2:]</i> Spatula City<br /><br /><i>[Announcer:]</i> <br />A giant warehouse of spatul... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
<br />Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams<br />Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means<br />First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear<br />Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air<br />My lips fall off and everybody st... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Syndicated Inc.
<br />My whole family<br />Loves "Three's Company"<br />See the reruns constantly<br />There on my TV<br /><br />Syndicated Incorporated<br /><br />Well, I know what's on the tube<br />I know just what too see<br />Got my TV Guide with m... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Taco Grande
<br />Taco... grande. Taco... grande<br /><br />Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado<br />Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado<br />Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno<br />Y el chile relleno<br /><br />You see, I just gotta h... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Take Me Down
<br />Someday I'm gonna pack up<br />And then I'm goin' back up<br />To that place where sentimental feelings arouse<br /><br />Where the grass is so green<br />And the air is so clean<br />That when the wind is right you can even smell ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Take Me To The Liver
<br />I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food<br />This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya<br />Hope you like it<br /><br />I don't know why<br />You feed me so bad<br />Think of all the health ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Take The "L" Out Of Liver
<br />Take the L out of liver<br />And it's iver<br /><br /> ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Talk Soup
<br />I dated Siamese twins<br />I slept with Bigfoot, too<br />Get me on Sally Jesse<br />Put me on Donahue<br />'Cause I wanna tell the world about it<br />Right Now<br /><br />My dog's a narcoleptic<br />My mom's a circus freak<br />I... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
<br />You did a really rotten thing<br />And let Scout take all the blame<br />You wrecked his reputation<br />And left that poor boy in shame<br />Yeah, but now I think it's time<br />To show who really did the crime<br />Kent Marlow, y... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Hot Rocks Polka
<br />If I could stick my hand in my heart<br />Spill it all over the stage<br />Would it satisfy you<br />Would it slide on by you<br />Would you think the boy is strange<br />Ain't it stra-a-ange<br /><br />If I could win<br />If I cou... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Night Santa Went Crazy
<br />Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys<br />For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys<br />When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death<br />Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his brea... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
<br />Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys<br />For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys<br />When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death<br />Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his brea... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Plumbing Song
<br />(<i>[Announcer:]</i> "Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? <br />Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week?")<br /><br />Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand<br />But plumbing's one thing I don't understand<br />It's true ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Saga Begins
<br />A long, long time ago<br />In a galaxy far away<br />Naboo was under an attack<br />And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn<br />Could talk the federation into<br />Maybe cutting them a little slack<br />But their response, it didn't thr... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Weird Al Show Theme
<br />Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al<br />And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal<br />But the sanitation workers really didn't approve<br />So he packed up his accordion and had to move<br />To a city in Ohio where he liv... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The White Stuff
<br />The white stuff, The white stuff<br /><br />The first one was a sweet one<br />Second one was a blast<br />Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast<br />You can see 'em in my teeth<br />Tell it when I talk<br />Had so many... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - This Is The Life
<br />I eat filet mignon seven times a day<br />My bathtub's filled with Perrier<br />What can I say<br />This is the life<br /><br />I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood<br />I hire somebody to chew my food<br />I'm an upwardly mobil...