ADAM SANDLER - The Respect Chant
Respect
Respect
You gotta show the fucking respect
[Repeat Over And Over]
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ADAM SANDLER - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
<br />"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher."<br /><br /><i>[Lecturing]</i><br /><i>[Writing on chalk board]</i><br />"Juan es muy guapo."<br /><i>[Door opens, walking towards her]</i><br /><br />"Hola."<br />"Seno... ADAM SANDLER - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
<br />"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college."<br /><br /><i>[Dean:]</i> "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations <br />on your upcoming graduation and I understand <br /... ADAM SANDLER - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
<br />"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian."<br /><br /><i>[Valedictorian:]</i> "I really appreciate you're asking me out. <br />Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."<br /><b... ADAM SANDLER - The Chanuka Song
<br />"Okay...<br />This is a song that uhh..<br />There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..<br />not too many Chanukah songs.<br />So uhh..<br />I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear <br /... ADAM SANDLER - The Chanukah Song (II)
<br />Put on your yarmulke<br />Its time for Chanukah<br />So much funnaka<br />To celebrate Chanukah<br /><br />Chanukah is the festival of lights<br />Instead of one day of presents<br />We get eight crazy nights<br /><br />When you fe... ADAM SANDLER - The Cheerleader
<br /><i>[Sound of pom-poms]</i><br /><i>[Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice]</i> <br />"Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"<br /><i>[Performing cheer]</i><br /><i>[Cheerleader:]</i> "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we'r... ADAM SANDLER - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
<br /><i>[Adam:]</i> And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite<br />diner.<br /><br /><i>[Waiter:]</i> Hi, what can I get you today?<br /><br /><i>[Excited Southerner:]</i> Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, t... ADAM SANDLER - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
<br /><i>[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]</i><br />"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."<br /><br /><i>[Girl:]</i> "You wanted to ask me something?"<br /><i>[Excited Southerner:]</i> "Yes, I did... ADAM SANDLER - The Goat Song
<br />I am a simple goat<br />I live on the back of a pick-up truck<br />The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope<br />Am I happy he don't give a fuck<br />Hey goat, I'm gonna beat your head in with a hickory stick<br />Sometimes he u... ADAM SANDLER - The Hypnotist
<br /><i>[typing sounds]</i><br /><i>[Dr. Stewart:]</i> Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart.<br /><i>[Gary Phelps:]</i> Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary Phelps.<br /><i>[Dr. Stewart:]</i> My pleasure. Gary, have you ever been hypnotized b... ADAM SANDLER - The Lonesome Kicker
<br />Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker<br />Extra points, field goals at your service<br />One might think it comes with glory<br />You might think different after you listen to my story<br /><br />My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask<... ADAM SANDLER - The Longest Pee
<br /><i>[Line of people talking]</i><br />"Hey man, let me in there first"<br />-"Go ahead man, take it easy"<br />"Thanks, I really gotta pee"<br /><br /><i>[Open door, close door]</i><br /><i>[Unzip pants]</i><br /><i>[Start pissin...... ADAM SANDLER - The Respect Chant
<br />Respect<br />Respect<br />You gotta show the fucking respect<br /><br /><i>[Repeat Over And Over]</i><br /><br /> ... ADAM SANDLER - The Thanksgiving Song
<br />"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.."<br />"This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song"<br />"I hope you enjoy it."<br /><br /><i>[Starts playing]</i><br />Love to eat turkey<br />Love to eat turkey<br /><br /><i>[Sh... ADAM SANDLER - Toll Booth Willie
<br /><i>[Car approaches]</i><br /><i>[Toll Booth Willie:]</i> "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."<br /><i>[M1:]</i> "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"<br /><i>[Toll Booth Willie:]</i> "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"<b... ADAM SANDLER - Voodoo
<br />Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man<br />Keep it down for goodness sake<br />It's way too early in the morning<br />Can't you please use your wooden rake?<br />You choose to ignore I<br />Even though me hungover<br />That's not being nic... ADAM SANDLER - What The Hell Happened To Me?
<br />Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record <br />and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you.<br /><br />I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade,<br />Eat p... ADAM SANDLER - Zittly Van Zittles
<br />Well, I had myself a girlfrield<br />For almost two whole years<br />We had no secrets<br />We had no fears<br />There was nothing we wouldn't do<br />When we were in the sack<br />She'd even pop the zit on my back<br /><br />But o... ADEMA - Barricades In Time
<br />Eyes are still red<br />Coming apart<br />The lies won't take me far<br />Body aches<br />These hands shake<br />Dealing comes with scars<br />It's hard to sleep with all that's questioned<br /><br />Can I find, peace of mind<br />... ADEMA - Betrayed Me
<br />I watched you change and never knew<br />That you would be like all the rest<br />You were so true, too good to be true<br />I trusted you and fell apart again<br /><br />I can not change the fact<br />That you're not coming back<b... ADEMA - Blow It Away
<br />Everyday I think about what you did<br />Livin' life ain't much with all the shit<br />Cause I'm going insane with all of it<br />You keep driving me crazy<br />Always crazy, you're gonna drive me crazy<br />You're gonna wake up on... ADEMA - Chel
<br />True I wasn't there for you, Told me that I hurt you deeply,<br />too young to know what to do, 16 and I have no worries<br />When I saw that picture of you, I had to find the daughter I never knew<br /><br />My abscess grows, I re... ADEMA - Close Friends
<br />Today you told me that I'd hate you forever<br />I can't believe what's really going on<br />Somehow I knew that you felt guilty for something<br />But tell me why you do this to me<br />Today you told me that I'd hate you forever<... ADEMA - Co-Dependent
<br />Most people don't care<br />Some people just fear<br />There's so much pressure<br />That our lives will feed us<br />Don't need a reason<br />I will get even<br />This is the season<br />Where I feel so manic<br /><br />You hurt y...