BOWLING FOR SOUP - Valentino
She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, Would you please be mine.
I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, Youre trying to
make me fat.
[chorus]
(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me
not to smart, not to tall,
likes to watch tv and play basketball
I bought a car and let her drive it
She opened the door and said Oh bother, this is
red.
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said , I cant believe youre
so stupid.
I wont ever make her wash my car, NO!
I wont ever take a walk, not unless shes there
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
[Thanks to volleychic026@aol.com for these lyrics]
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