FRICKIN' A - Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas



Schools out, Christmas break
Home for the holidays meatloaf and fruitcake

Off to grandmas, its so boring
Screaming kids and grandpas snoring

My aunt Margarets lost her mind
Shes trippin on a train set, have another box of wine

Its gonna be a merry merry merry frickin Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now Im sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry fric
in Christmas

Uncle Richard hes a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo

My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux

My brothers wife is really hot
She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we dont get caught

Its gonna be a merry merry merry frickin Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now Im sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickin Christmas

We havent even opened our presents yet but now its time to start
So Ill fake a smile cause its going back to Wal-Mart

Its gonna be a merry merry merry frickin Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now Im sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickin Christmas




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