BLOODHOUND GANG - RSVP
Ooh, that was creepy,
I would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own ass,
or scour my boobies off with a rusty SOS pad,
or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood.
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BLOODHOUND GANG - K.I.D.S. Incorporated
<br />?? let's try again<br />This time we're sloppy<br />Like child birth!<br />Where's my fucking bass guitar?<br /><br />Everybody Look Around Hear The Sound <br />Something Specials Gonna Come Your Way<br />We Got Something That Is N... BLOODHOUND GANG - Kids In America
<br />Looking Out A Dirty Old Window<br />Down Below The Cars In The City Go Rushing By<br />I Sit Here Alone And I Wonder Why<br />Friday Night And Everyone's Moving<br />I Can Feel The Heat But It's Seuthing Heading Down<br />I Search ... BLOODHOUND GANG - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
<br />You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,<br />Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,<br />Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,<br />Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's do... BLOODHOUND GANG - Legend In My Spare Time
<br />Ashes To Ashes And Funks To Funky<br />Daddy Long Legs Is A Mean Ass Honky<br />And Jimmy Pop Ain't No Heiny Hobbit Gaybe<br />Ain't No Big Meaty Chunks In My Thick Brown Gravy<br />Cause I'm The Loch Ness The Loch Ness The Loch Ne... BLOODHOUND GANG - Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)
<br />Lift your head up high and blow your brains out!<br /><br />Do you still go to raves?,<br />Do you think that Christ saves?,<br />Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?,<br />Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?,<br />Or could... BLOODHOUND GANG - Magna Cum Nada
<br />Why try? I'm that guy<br />Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye"<br />Put away 'cause he wasn't all there<br />Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare<br />Me to him not a liver but wurst<br />Been much better off as a still bi... BLOODHOUND GANG - Mama Say
<br />It Goes One Two Three When I'm Kicking Funky Lyrics<br />I'm Busting Up Vocabulary I Want You All To Hear It<br />I'm Busting Up The Rhythm And I'm Busting Up The Rhyme<br />Kicking Down The Stop Posts Cause I Wanna Kicks The Time<... BLOODHOUND GANG - Mama's Boy
<br /><i>[Mother]</i>: Hello Frank,<br /><i>[Jim:]</i> Hello mother dear,<br /><i>[Mother:]</i> Hi, what are you doin'?,<br /><i>[Jim:]</i> I'm trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina,<br /><i>[Mother:]</i> Oh,<br /><i>[Mother:]<... BLOODHOUND GANG - Nightmare At The Apollo
<br />Haha, all right Apollo!<br />Let's hear it one more time for mister, Gary, Coleman!<br />Whatcha talk about Willis? That joke is funny everytime I hear it!<br />Let's put your hands together now, Harlem<br />For, that's right, Harl... BLOODHOUND GANG - No Rest For The Wicked
<br />I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor <br />The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker<br />This Is Your Brain On Drugs<br />This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis<br />All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses<br />Yes Siree Bob Like... BLOODHOUND GANG - One Way
<br />Jimmy Pop's Not Pooper Not A Pauper But A Popper<br />And I Got More Pop Than Orville Redenbacher<br />I Gots More Gravy Than The Whole Gravy Train <br />When I'm Kooky Going Loopy Like A Man Insane<br />I Won't Be Around When The ... BLOODHOUND GANG - Rang Dang
<br />So Set Your Phasers On Kill If Ya Will So Catch The Feeling<br />Got Your Head A Pumping A Back And Forth Until It Hits The Ceiling<br />Now I'm Wheeling Dealing Stealing Johnny's Apple Seeds<br />Slapped You With A Baseball Bat Up... BLOODHOUND GANG - Rip Taylor is God
<br />Hey! Da dee dada dee da da<br />This is Rip Taylor<br />Hey there sprinkle genies!<br />Haha!<br />Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population?<br />Hah!<br />Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY!<br />Woo<br /... BLOODHOUND GANG - RSVP
<br />Ooh, that was creepy,<br />I would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own ass,<br />or scour my boobies off with a rusty SOS pad,<br />or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood.<br /> ... BLOODHOUND GANG - She Ain't Got No Legs
<br />Yeah<br />The First Time I Saw You Darling I Knew I Was In Love<br />Tell Her Daddy<br />The Way You Took Your Wheelchair Up That Handicap Ramp<br />Mmm, It's A Mind Blower<br />But Now Baby I Miss Ya I Miss Ya<br />I Miss All The ... BLOODHOUND GANG - Shut Up
<br />I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil <br />I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil <br />I get under your skin and I sebaceously form <br />I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn <br />Keep ya h... BLOODHOUND GANG - Take The Long Way Home
<br />May I have your attention please?<br />May I have your attention please?<br /><br />Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?<br />He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed<br />Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase<br ... BLOODHOUND GANG - That Cough Came With A Prize
<br />Coughing....<br /><br /> ... BLOODHOUND GANG - The Bad Touch
<br />Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating<br />But there are several other very important differences<br />Between human beings and animals that you should know about<br /><br />I'd appreciate your input<br /><br />Sweat baby... BLOODHOUND GANG - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
<br />Dear Chasey Lain<br />I wrote to explain<br />I'm your biggest fan<br />I just wanted to ask<br />Could I eat your ass?<br />Write back as soon as you can<br /><br />You've had a lotta dick<br />Had a lotta dick<br />I've had a lot... BLOODHOUND GANG - The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
<br />Excuse me, have you seen my wife's placenta?<br /><br /> ... BLOODHOUND GANG - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
<br />A is for "Apple",<br />B is for "Balloons",<br />C is for "Crayons",<br />D is for "Drum",<br />Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell,<br />One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two,<br />That's the year I got here when my dear ... BLOODHOUND GANG - This Is Stupid
<br />How do you let someone know <br />If your hot cakes are selling well?<br /> ... BLOODHOUND GANG - Three Point One Four
<br />My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be,<br />Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me,<br />Lefty? Yeah but that was alright,<br />She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright,<br />My mistake she... BLOODHOUND GANG - Turn Clyde
<br />Times New Roman you know the type<br />Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype<br />Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me<br />Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me<br />Gave your girl a little wink s... BLOODHOUND GANG - We Are the Knuckleheads
<br />Who's The Knuckleheads?<br />We Are The Knuckleheads? <i>[X4]</i><br />If You Would Be The Peanut Butter Then I Would Play The Jelly<br />I'll Peel Apart Your Bread And Then I'll Penetrate Your Belly<br />Your Blood Stains Mighty B...