BLOODHOUND GANG - This Is Stupid
How do you let someone know
If your hot cakes are selling well?
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BLOODHOUND GANG - One Way
<br />Jimmy Pop's Not Pooper Not A Pauper But A Popper<br />And I Got More Pop Than Orville Redenbacher<br />I Gots More Gravy Than The Whole Gravy Train <br />When I'm Kooky Going Loopy Like A Man Insane<br />I Won't Be Around When The ... BLOODHOUND GANG - Rang Dang
<br />So Set Your Phasers On Kill If Ya Will So Catch The Feeling<br />Got Your Head A Pumping A Back And Forth Until It Hits The Ceiling<br />Now I'm Wheeling Dealing Stealing Johnny's Apple Seeds<br />Slapped You With A Baseball Bat Up... BLOODHOUND GANG - Rip Taylor is God
<br />Hey! Da dee dada dee da da<br />This is Rip Taylor<br />Hey there sprinkle genies!<br />Haha!<br />Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population?<br />Hah!<br />Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY!<br />Woo<br /... BLOODHOUND GANG - RSVP
<br />Ooh, that was creepy,<br />I would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own ass,<br />or scour my boobies off with a rusty SOS pad,<br />or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood.<br /> ... BLOODHOUND GANG - She Ain't Got No Legs
<br />Yeah<br />The First Time I Saw You Darling I Knew I Was In Love<br />Tell Her Daddy<br />The Way You Took Your Wheelchair Up That Handicap Ramp<br />Mmm, It's A Mind Blower<br />But Now Baby I Miss Ya I Miss Ya<br />I Miss All The ... BLOODHOUND GANG - Shut Up
<br />I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil <br />I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil <br />I get under your skin and I sebaceously form <br />I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn <br />Keep ya h... BLOODHOUND GANG - Take The Long Way Home
<br />May I have your attention please?<br />May I have your attention please?<br /><br />Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?<br />He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed<br />Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase<br ... BLOODHOUND GANG - That Cough Came With A Prize
<br />Coughing....<br /><br /> ... BLOODHOUND GANG - The Bad Touch
<br />Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating<br />But there are several other very important differences<br />Between human beings and animals that you should know about<br /><br />I'd appreciate your input<br /><br />Sweat baby... BLOODHOUND GANG - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
<br />Dear Chasey Lain<br />I wrote to explain<br />I'm your biggest fan<br />I just wanted to ask<br />Could I eat your ass?<br />Write back as soon as you can<br /><br />You've had a lotta dick<br />Had a lotta dick<br />I've had a lot... BLOODHOUND GANG - The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
<br />Excuse me, have you seen my wife's placenta?<br /><br /> ... BLOODHOUND GANG - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
<br />A is for "Apple",<br />B is for "Balloons",<br />C is for "Crayons",<br />D is for "Drum",<br />Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell,<br />One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two,<br />That's the year I got here when my dear ... BLOODHOUND GANG - This Is Stupid
<br />How do you let someone know <br />If your hot cakes are selling well?<br /> ... BLOODHOUND GANG - Three Point One Four
<br />My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be,<br />Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me,<br />Lefty? Yeah but that was alright,<br />She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright,<br />My mistake she... BLOODHOUND GANG - Turn Clyde
<br />Times New Roman you know the type<br />Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype<br />Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me<br />Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me<br />Gave your girl a little wink s... BLOODHOUND GANG - We Are the Knuckleheads
<br />Who's The Knuckleheads?<br />We Are The Knuckleheads? <i>[X4]</i><br />If You Would Be The Peanut Butter Then I Would Play The Jelly<br />I'll Peel Apart Your Bread And Then I'll Penetrate Your Belly<br />Your Blood Stains Mighty B... BLOODHOUND GANG - We Like Meat
<br />Hey, look at all that meat, ain't she the bitter end?<br /><br /> ... BLOODHOUND GANG - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me
<br />Why is everbody always pickin' on me? <br /><br />The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor <br />He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca <br />The doctor said sir you're misled sir which i... BLOODHOUND GANG - You're pretty when I'm drunk
<br />One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission<br />To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'<br />Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless<br />Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus<br />And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Pr... BLOODHOUND GANG - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
<br />Yea well I sing like an amputee though <br />Why? <br />Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune <br /><br />Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie <br />I've brought you a letter speedy delivery <br />Well Mr. McFeelie if there... BLOODHOUND GANG - Yummy Down On This
<br />Yummy down on yummy down on this down on<br />Yummy down on yummy down on this down on<br />Yummy down on yummy down on this down on<br />Yummy down on yummy down on this down on<br /><br />Ouch it won't reach my mouth<br />If I co... BLU CANTRELL - 10,000 Times
<br />Been in love 10,000 times, and I've been hurt 10,000 times<br />Yet and still you want a try But what would do if I gave my love to you<br />Would you hurt me too<br /><br />Been a long time since I been serious<br />Now you're cur... BLU CANTRELL - All You Had To Say
<br />All you had to say<br />Was that you want me<br />All you had to say<br />Was that you cared<br />All you had to say<br />Was that you love me<br />Instead you were <br />Never really there<br /><br />You came into my life<br />Whe... BLU CANTRELL - Blu Is A Mood
<br />State of mind<br />Color<br />Way beyond<br />Yonder<br />Deeper<br />Paradise<br />All describe<br />All describe<br />Blu is a mood<br /><br />When you're feelin' kinda melancholy<br />And ya get somethin' never thought about<br ...