WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts
Mounds don't
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Polka Your Eyes Out
<br />Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love<br />Yes, the cradle of love<br />Don't rock easy, it's true<br />Rock the cradle of love<br />I rocked the cradle of love<br />Yes, the cradle of love<br />Don't rock easy, it's tru... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Polkamon
<br />Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat<br />Mankey, Chansey and Zubat<br />Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree<br />Lugia and Caterpie<br />Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen<br />Elekid and Nidoqueen<br />Victreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon!<br /><br /... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
<br />Veren zol fun dir a blintsa<br /><br />(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey<br />(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey<br />(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey<br />And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi<br /><br />Mec... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - RealRadio 104.1
<br /><i>[with polka music in the background]</i><br /><br />Hi<br />This is "weird Al" Yankovic fresh off my Alapalooza World Tour<br />When I'm not busy signing autographs<br />Fighting off mobs of beautiful women<br />Making gold albu... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Ricky
<br /><i>[R:]</i> Hey Lucy, I'm home<br /><br /><i>[L:]</i> Oh Ricky, you're so fine<br /><i>[L:]</i> You're so fine you blow my mind<br /><i>[L:]</i> Hey Ricky, hey Ricky<br /><br /><i>[R:]</i> Oh Lucy, you're so fine<br /><i>[R:]</i> Y... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - School Cafeteria - Version 1
<br />Is it on? Okay<br />1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6<br />Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria<br />It's got all the others beat<br />It sells over four million burgers a year<br />Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat<br /><br />My i... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - School Cafeteria - Version 2
<br />Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria<br />It's got all the others beat<br />It sells over four million burgers a year<br />Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat<br /><br />My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm<br />Bu... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - She Drives Like Crazy
<br />Where'd you learn how to steer<br />You do eighty in second gear<br />When you drive, I can't relax<br />Got your license from Cracker Jacks<br />You just hit another tree<br />These fender benders are killin' me<br /><br />She dri... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
<br />When we first met she seemed perfectly normal<br />I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard<br />You see, my baby, she started to change<br />Started lookin' kinda strange<br />Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotar... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Since You've Been Gone
<br />Since you've been gone<br />Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil<br />Since you've been gone<br />It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil<br />Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck my hand<br />Inside a blender a... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Slime Creatures From Outer Space
<br />Things just haven't been the same<br />Since the flying saucer came<br />Now the aliens are on the loose<br /><br />Well, we tried to hold 'em back<br />Tried to ward off their attack<br />But our atom bombs were just no use<br /><... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Snack All Night
<br />I'm never satisfied with three meals a day<br />While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away<br />Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light<br />Right, yeah, if no one's around to see you<br />It do... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
<br />Sometimes you feel like a nut<br />Sometimes you don't<br />Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts<br />Mounds don't<br /><br /> ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Spam
<br />Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)<br />Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)<br />Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)<br />Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all<br /... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Spatula City
<br /><i>[Announcer:]</i> There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs<br /><i>[Random Voice #1:]</i> Spatula City<br /><i>[Random Voice #2:]</i> Spatula City<br /><br /><i>[Announcer:]</i> <br />A giant warehouse of spatul... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
<br />Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams<br />Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means<br />First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear<br />Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air<br />My lips fall off and everybody st... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Syndicated Inc.
<br />My whole family<br />Loves "Three's Company"<br />See the reruns constantly<br />There on my TV<br /><br />Syndicated Incorporated<br /><br />Well, I know what's on the tube<br />I know just what too see<br />Got my TV Guide with m... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Taco Grande
<br />Taco... grande. Taco... grande<br /><br />Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado<br />Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado<br />Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno<br />Y el chile relleno<br /><br />You see, I just gotta h... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Take Me Down
<br />Someday I'm gonna pack up<br />And then I'm goin' back up<br />To that place where sentimental feelings arouse<br /><br />Where the grass is so green<br />And the air is so clean<br />That when the wind is right you can even smell ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Take Me To The Liver
<br />I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food<br />This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya<br />Hope you like it<br /><br />I don't know why<br />You feed me so bad<br />Think of all the health ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Take The "L" Out Of Liver
<br />Take the L out of liver<br />And it's iver<br /><br /> ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Talk Soup
<br />I dated Siamese twins<br />I slept with Bigfoot, too<br />Get me on Sally Jesse<br />Put me on Donahue<br />'Cause I wanna tell the world about it<br />Right Now<br /><br />My dog's a narcoleptic<br />My mom's a circus freak<br />I... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
<br />You did a really rotten thing<br />And let Scout take all the blame<br />You wrecked his reputation<br />And left that poor boy in shame<br />Yeah, but now I think it's time<br />To show who really did the crime<br />Kent Marlow, y... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - The Hot Rocks Polka
<br />If I could stick my hand in my heart<br />Spill it all over the stage<br />Would it satisfy you<br />Would it slide on by you<br />Would you think the boy is strange<br />Ain't it stra-a-ange<br /><br />If I could win<br />If I cou...