WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
that had the exact same circumference as you
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Harvey The Wonder Hamster
<br />Oh, Harvey, Harvey<br />Harvey the Wonder Hamster<br />He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal<br />He just runs around on his hamster wheel<br />Harvey, Harvey<br />Harvey the Wonder Hamster<br />Hey, Harvey!<br /><br /> ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Headline News
<br />Once, there was this kid who<br />Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint<br />And when he finally came back<br />He had cane marks all over his bottom<br />He said that it was from when<br />The warden whacked i... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Hit Me With A Rock
<br />When I was a little boy<br />(When I was just a boy)<br />And my mother would call my name<br />(When I was just a boy)<br />She'd say I had to be in the house by seven<br />(When I was just a boy) <br /><br />But I'd stay out late... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Holiday Greetings 1987
<br />Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:<br />Merry Christmas<br />Merry Christmas<br />Merry Christmas<br /><br />Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, <br />hoping that your new year isn't... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Holiday Greetings 1988
<br />Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. <br />Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris <br />this holiday season, please, let somebody else drive<br /><br />Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, <br />urging... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I Can't Watch This
<br />I can't watch this. I can't watch this<br />I can't watch this. I can't watch this<br /><br />My my my my TV makes me so bored<br />Makes me say, oh my lord<br />What is this garbage here?<br />Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears<... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I Love Rocky Road
<br />I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool<br />Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school<br />Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old<br />Vanilla just leaves me cold<br /><br />There's just one flavor good enough for me, yah me... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I Remember Larry
<br />Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door<br />Well, he always was the neighborhood clown<br />Like the time he took my pants off and he took those color pictures<br />And posted copies all over town<br />Or the time that he du... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I Think I'm A Clone Now
<br />Isn't it strange<br />Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror<br />What would people say<br />If only they knew that I was<br /><br />Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)<br />Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)<br /... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I Want A New Duck
<br />Woh oh<br /><br />I want a new duck<br />One that won't try to bite<br />One that won't chew a hole in my socks<br />One that won't quack all night<br /><br />I want a new duck<br />One with big webbed feet<br />One that knows how ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I Was Only Kidding
<br />When I said that I'd be faithful<br />When I promised I'd be true<br />When I swore that I could never<br />Be with anyone but you<br />When I told you that I loved you<br />With those tender words I spoke<br />I was only kidding<b... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )
<br />So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak<br />Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak<br />You just found out your toilet's overflowed<br />And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I'm So Sick Of You
<br />You tell a joke and forget the punchline<br />Why you always wastin' my time?<br />Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me<br />You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty<br />I don't know too many females<br />Who make a habit of... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
<br />If I could make love to a bottle<br />The first thing that I'd like to do<br />I'd search the world over to find one<br />that had the exact same circumference as you<br /><br /> ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Isle Thing
<br />Met this fine young thing<br />At the local Circle K<br />We made a date for a half past eight<br />And I said, "What the hey?"<br /><br />So I journeyed to her crib<br />And I let myself inside<br />That chick was slouched down on... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - It's All About The Pentiums
<br />It's all about the Pentiums, baby<br />Uhh, uh-huh, yeah<br />Uhh, uh-huh, yeah<br />It's all about the Pentiums, baby<br />It's all about the Pentiums, baby<br />It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)<br ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - It's Still Billy Joel To Me
<br />What's the matter with the songs he's singin'<br />Can't you tell that they're pretty lame<br />After listenin' to a couple albums<br />Well, they all start to sound the same<br /><br />So he tried to change his musical style<br />... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Jerry Springer
<br />It's been one week since we got to see<br />Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry<br />Five days since they had the show<br />With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho<br />Three days since we heard the tale<br />About th... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Jurassic Park
<br />I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes<br />And before long, they were cloning DNA<br />Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors<br />Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day<br /><br />Jurassic Par... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
<br /><i>[telephone dialing]</i><br /><br />Just eat it, eat it<br />Get yourself an egg and beat it<br />Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it<br /><br />Hi<br />This is Al<br />But you can call me "Weird", as is "Weird Al"<br />"Weird Al"... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Lasagna
<br />La-la-la-la-lasagna<br />You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico<br />Or a-maybe spaghetti<br />Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go<br />Mama mia bambino<br />Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you<br />'Samatta you, 'samatta you<br /><... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Laundry Day
<br />You gotta keep 'em separated<br /><br />You like the latest fashions<br />You'd like to keep 'em clean<br />You take a trip every week to the laundromat<br />Throw a load in the washing machine<br /><br />But if you don't wanna rui... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Leisure Suit Serenade
<br />Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans<br />People say I look kinda odd<br />Well, I'm never accepted in the social set<br />'Cause they say that I'm a clod<br /><br />But once in a while, I go to my closet<br />And I put on somethi... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Let Me Be Your Hog
<br />Let me be your hog<br />Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort)<br />I said baby baby baby baby baby<br />Baby baby baby baby baby baby<br /><br /> ... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Like A Surgeon
<br />I finally made it through med school<br />Somehow I made it through<br />I'm just an intern<br />I still make a mistake or two<br /><br />I was last in my class<br />Barely passsed at the institute<br />Now I'm trying to avoid, yah... WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Livin' In The Fridge
<br />There's something weird in the fridge today<br />I don't know what it is<br />Food I can't recognize<br />My roommate won't throw a thing away<br />I guess it's probably his<br />It looks like it's alive...<br /><br />And livin' in...