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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Let Me Be Your Hog
Let me be your hog
Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort)
I said baby baby baby baby baby
Baby baby baby baby baby baby
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Leisure Suit Serenade
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Like A Surgeon
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )
<br />So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak<br />Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak<br />You just found out your toilet's overflowed<br />And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - I'm So Sick Of You
<br />You tell a joke and forget the punchline<br />Why you always wastin' my time?<br />Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me<br />You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty<br />I don't know too many females<br />Who make a habit of...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
<br />If I could make love to a bottle<br />The first thing that I'd like to do<br />I'd search the world over to find one<br />that had the exact same circumference as you<br /><br /> ...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Isle Thing
<br />Met this fine young thing<br />At the local Circle K<br />We made a date for a half past eight<br />And I said, "What the hey?"<br /><br />So I journeyed to her crib<br />And I let myself inside<br />That chick was slouched down on...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - It's All About The Pentiums
<br />It's all about the Pentiums, baby<br />Uhh, uh-huh, yeah<br />Uhh, uh-huh, yeah<br />It's all about the Pentiums, baby<br />It's all about the Pentiums, baby<br />It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)<br ...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - It's Still Billy Joel To Me
<br />What's the matter with the songs he's singin'<br />Can't you tell that they're pretty lame<br />After listenin' to a couple albums<br />Well, they all start to sound the same<br /><br />So he tried to change his musical style<br />...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Jerry Springer
<br />It's been one week since we got to see<br />Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry<br />Five days since they had the show<br />With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho<br />Three days since we heard the tale<br />About th...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Jurassic Park
<br />I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes<br />And before long, they were cloning DNA<br />Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors<br />Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day<br /><br />Jurassic Par...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
<br /><i>[telephone dialing]</i><br /><br />Just eat it, eat it<br />Get yourself an egg and beat it<br />Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it<br /><br />Hi<br />This is Al<br />But you can call me "Weird", as is "Weird Al"<br />"Weird Al"...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Lasagna
<br />La-la-la-la-lasagna<br />You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico<br />Or a-maybe spaghetti<br />Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go<br />Mama mia bambino<br />Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you<br />'Samatta you, 'samatta you<br /><...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Laundry Day
<br />You gotta keep 'em separated<br /><br />You like the latest fashions<br />You'd like to keep 'em clean<br />You take a trip every week to the laundromat<br />Throw a load in the washing machine<br /><br />But if you don't wanna rui...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Leisure Suit Serenade
<br />Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans<br />People say I look kinda odd<br />Well, I'm never accepted in the social set<br />'Cause they say that I'm a clod<br /><br />But once in a while, I go to my closet<br />And I put on somethi...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Let Me Be Your Hog
<br />Let me be your hog<br />Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort)<br />I said baby baby baby baby baby<br />Baby baby baby baby baby baby<br /><br /> ...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Like A Surgeon
<br />I finally made it through med school<br />Somehow I made it through<br />I'm just an intern<br />I still make a mistake or two<br /><br />I was last in my class<br />Barely passsed at the institute<br />Now I'm trying to avoid, yah...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Livin' In The Fridge
<br />There's something weird in the fridge today<br />I don't know what it is<br />Food I can't recognize<br />My roommate won't throw a thing away<br />I guess it's probably his<br />It looks like it's alive...<br /><br />And livin' in...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Matter Of Crust
<br />Some bread, you can get bargain-priced<br />And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice<br />But you know it will go stale again<br />Always does, its just a question of when<br /><br />I've lived long enough to have learne...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Melanie
<br />Me-he-he-helanie<br />What can the problem be<br />Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie<br />Why won't you go out with me<br /><br />She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building<br />I saw her in the shower reach...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
<br />Beverly<br /><br />Beverly Hillbillies<br /><br />Huh, now lookie here people<br />Listen to my story<br />A little story 'bout a man named Jed<br />You know something?<br />That poor mountaineer<br />They say he barely kept his fa...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
<br />I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital<br />I see him most every day<br />And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung<br />This is what I hear him say<br /><br /><i>[deep breathing]</i><br /><br />Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend<...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
<br />Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more<br />Ever since she saw his poster in that record store<br />She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy<br />She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and "Generation X"y<br />Sh...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - My Bologna
<br />Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one<br />Open up a package of my bologna<br />Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done<br />Top it with a little of my bologna<br /><br />Never gonna stop, eat it up<br />Such a tasty snac...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
<br />Well, I stare at myself in the mirror<br />When I wake up every morn<br />And I marvel at how great I've been<br />Since the day that I was born<br /><br />I've made so many albums<br />I've run out of things to name 'em<br />My fa...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Nobody Here But Us Frogs
<br />Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues<br />From my elbow down to my shoes<br />So let's throw another fire on the logs<br /><br />Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine<br />With genuine Columbian lima beans<br />Dynasti...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Ode To A Superhero
<br />Peter Parker was pitiful<br />Couldn't have been any shyer<br />Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him<br />Even if his hair was on fire<br /><br />But then one day he went to that science lab<br />That mutated spider came down<br />O...