Listenin' To The Radio
Joining The Cult
Food Innuendo Guy
The Beating Of A High School Janitor
The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
Four Years Old
My Little Chicken
I'm So Wasted
Zittly Van Zittles
Assistant Principal's Big Day
Somebody Kill Me
by: ADAM SANDLER
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the
Cure a lot.
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.
But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you fucking choke.
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
[Girl:] I liked it.
[Guy:] He's losing his mind... and I'm reaping all the benefits
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